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<i>What the hell is that?</i>

2
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<i>It must be a cartoon.</i>

3
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<i>Shhh</i>

4
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<i>It must be birth.
It feels like a birth.</i>

5
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<i>I remember when
I was a boy in Russia</i>

6
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<i>it was in biology. It was the
birth...</i>

7
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<i>Oops, it was born!</i>

8
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<i>Whatever it is, it was born.
Careful!</i>

9
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<i>Too late, he's already dead.</i>

10
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<i>What is this?</i>

11
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<i>Oh, of course!</i>

12
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<i>This is beautiful, this is beautiful.
That's cool.</i>

13
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<i>What the hell is that?</i>

14
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<i>Ah, I already know what it is.</i>

15
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<i>it's rubbish. That's what it is.</i>

16
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<i>Two dollars I'll pay
for a French film,</i>

17
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<i>for a funny movie
and I have to see this rubbish.</i>

18
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<i>What is this?
That looks like a bug.</i>

19
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<i>Yes, there are two things they like
each other.</i>

20
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<i>Of course, look at the sparks.</i>

21
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<i>Two things in love.</i>

22
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<i>See how they look more alike?</i>

23
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<i>One envied the other so much.</i>

24
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<i>It could be sex life
of two things?</i>

25
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<i>Of course, they can't
show this on the screen,</i>

26
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<i>you will be arrested, they have
to pull back the curtain.</i>

27
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<i>Will you shut up?</i>

28
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<i>I'm 71 years old,
I have permission, ma'am,</i>

29
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<i>I'm going to die soon.</i>

30
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<i>What is this?
Points!</i>

31
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<i>It could be an eye.
It could be anything.</i>

32
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<i>It could be some symbolism.</i>

33
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<i>I think it's symbolic of... trash.</i>

34
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<i>Uh-oh, it's a cockroach.</i>

35
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<i>Good luck with your cockroach, sir.</i>

36
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<i>I didn't pay two dollars
in a movie to see cockroaches.</i>

37
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<i>Lips.</i>

38
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<i>See, even if you don't want to,
they get dirty.</i>

39
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<i>Shhh</i>

40
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<i>Don't send me
be quiet, ma'am.</i>

41
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<i>Be still, okay?</i>

42
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<i>Tight, cramped and dirty.</i>

43
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<i>The guy who did this must have...
Must be over 30</i>

44
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<i>if they let him do this
kind of thing, right?</i>

45
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<i>But he wasted his time on this.</i>

46
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<i>A guy like that probably</i>

47
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<i>could drive a truck,
do something constructive,</i>

48
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<i>make a shoe.</i>

49
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<i>Oh, two dollars
thrown away, Murray!</i>

50
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THE CRITIC

51
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<i>I don't understand much
of psychoanalysis,</i>

52
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<i>but I would say
This is an indecent film.</i>

53
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Translation: pami